~ MSN Names ~
Here are some MSN nicknames which I think you will enjoy. Feel free to copy and paste them into your MSN account!

NB: I accept no responsibility for the poor standard of MSN names submitted to this site.

MSN Names which I thought of all by myself:
If John Howard was a man, I would marry him
More soon...

Names from you - the readers
Children, sit down on your fannies and eat your lunch! (Submitted by Jack, NSW)

Men should be like dessert... sweet and rich! (Submitted by Sophie)

Smile and the world smiles with you... fart and you stand alone! (Submitted by Sophie)

Don't drink drive you might hit a bumper and spill all your beer (Submitted by Chloe)

Don't pee in my pool and I won't swim in your toilet! (Submitted by Nikki and Claire)

Why is the heart the most important organ if it breaks so easily? (Submitted by Kate, NSW)

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue (Submitted by Emma)

Why go 2 high school when you can go 2 school high! (Submitted by Emma)

I'm an angel - honest! The horns are just there to hold the halo up straight (Submitted by Emma)

God made coffee, God made tea, God made (name) just for me (Submitted by Emma)

Smiles are contagious - you should try them sometime (Submitted by Glyne)

Why do people pay to go up into tall buildings, put money into binoculars and then look at things on the ground? (submitted by Ben)

Guys/girls are like payphones - out of cash or engaged (submitted my Angela, NSW)

I'm though with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, they make you cry (submitted by Dani)

Luvin guys is such a sin... Hey! Check out that guy who just signed in (submitted by Dani)

I might be blonde, but I'm not stupid! (Submitted by Ashleigh, NZ)

Roses are red, violets are blue, but who the hell cares? Crayons are too! (submitted by Emmandem)

Chocolate, coffee and boys... funny how some things are better rich! (submitted by Emmandem)

Love him, yes I do, he's for me and not for you! And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and break your face (submitted by Emmandem)

God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn sexy! (submitted by James, VIC)

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it (submitted by James, VIC)

Hey baby, how bout youcome sit on my lap and we'll talk bout the first thing that pops up! :) (submitted by James, VIC)

Hey baby...if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, I would name you the McVery Sexy (submitted by James, VIC)

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